dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
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Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
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Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
do nipples grow back?
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