Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
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I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
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It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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