East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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