Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Small penises have feelings too.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Randomize
