His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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