ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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