no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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