problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
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I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
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This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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