I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
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Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
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Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later