Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
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seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
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i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.