hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
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Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
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Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!