what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
zippers are such a cool invention
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
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Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
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I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
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