He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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