she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Did you just see the Batmobile???
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
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and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
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He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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