He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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