in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
Blood and glitter go together right?
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
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