I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
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I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
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