Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
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New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
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But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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