is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
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How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
This baby is an asshole
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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