I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
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You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
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SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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