so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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