fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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