I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
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Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
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I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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