That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
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I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
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Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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