I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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