at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Houston, we have a squirter
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Randomize
