Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
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I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
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I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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