i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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