I think I won the penis lottery.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
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He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
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You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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