Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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