Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I love having hate sex.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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