Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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