Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
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Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
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Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize