just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
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this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
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Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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