Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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