weddingsv make me drug and hornr
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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