last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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