Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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