"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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