windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
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she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
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Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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