y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
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This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
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