Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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