I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
It's shark week go big or go home
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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