I wish i was in the wii world.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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