It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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