I wannas sexs uuuuu
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
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you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
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Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
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