I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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