Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
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Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
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When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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