why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
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It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
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Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Panties = found
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