dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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