That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
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I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
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sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
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