Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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