i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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