do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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