and you said cock pushups were impossible
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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