you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
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I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
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The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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