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• (805): View more from California

  we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.

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• (650): View more from California

  guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?

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  Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.

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• (361): View more from Texas

  do you know where my other puke covered boot is

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  You have to summon your inner elephant

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.

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  Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?

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  I still had a cough. It only makes sense

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?

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• (281): View more from Texas

  I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."

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