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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too

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• (909): View more from California

  Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko

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• (518): View more from New York

  I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.

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  I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"

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  I feel so bad for your roommate

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.

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  Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.

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  But I want to be Keith.

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