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• (305): View more from Florida

  Goddamnit I hate your level headedness

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• (831): View more from California

  'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?

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  Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.

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• (805): View more from California

  I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship

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• (386): View more from Florida

  I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.

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  The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"

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  Too much penis in there.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!

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  who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?

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• (239): View more from Florida

  Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner

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