Rock
Scissors
Fuck
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
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I just gift wrapped bread.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
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I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I have tasted many bathrooms
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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